Cooking Meth 101

Our Tax Dollars At Work. And people wonder why parents choose to homeschool their kids…

 In-Class Meth Demonstration Angers Parents

A local woman went ‘through the roof’ when a deputy took his anti-drug message to high school.She says he showed students how to make methamphetamines, and she has the video to prove it.Grays Harbor County sheriff’s deputy shows class, “And the reaction will start occurring down there and start bubbling up.”

It is part chemistry class and part drug enforcement as a member of the Grays Harbor drug task force talks to Elma High School students about making Methamphetamine. Deputy shows class: “Then you’ll have a little bit down at the bottom, the white stuff, and that’s your meth.”


Yep, that’s YOUR meth. Close your eyes. Can’t you just picture the kids in class that day…furiously taking notes…ready to stop by Walmart on the way home to pick up their bucket, their home cleaning products, and their pseudoephedrine.

Perfect, just perfect.

One parent considers it a recipe for disaster.

“I was really upset when my daughter had come home and said ‘mom we learned how to make meth today in school,’ ” said parent Teresa McCutcheon. “My jaw just kind of dropped and I said, ‘what?’ “

A completely normal response, by the way. Any less of a reaction and I’d be calling CPS.

Teresa McCutcheon found it hard to believe what her daughter was telling her. She wanted to see for herself, so she demanded and got a videotape of that class.

Back when I was in school, there was no class being videotaped, so this is a new thing to me. How often are classes recorded? Is there some kind of mandated video archiving going on or is it the choice of the school? If you know, let me know.

The McCutcheons say it’s one thing to learn about the dangers of meth and how to spot a meth lab. It is another thing to show kids how it’s made.

No kidding.

“I think it’s a good thing to be educated about it, but it’s bad if they’re teaching you how to do it,” said high school freshman Christene McCutcheon.

We showed the same video to Grays Harbor County Undersheriff Rick Scott. He says it’s the same demonstration the drug task force has been putting on for several years, but they’ll review it.

Oh great – for years they’ve been doing this and the little kiddies have been diligently learning their craft.

“We talk about how methamphetamine is manufactured. I think there’s a big difference between ‘how’ it is manufactured and ‘how to’ manufacture it,” Scott said.

Yeah, one word. Big difference.

Christene is asked, “So you think you learned how to make methamphetamines because of this demonstration?” Christene answered, “Yes. I just don’t know how to mix it all together.”

Scott says, “We’ll look at this, but we stand pretty firm in that this is an educational tool. The schools have been very receptive to it in years passed.”

In other words, even though you’ve complained Ms. McCutheon, we’re going to continue teaching this crap. That’s why people homeschool, so they can control the type of education their children receive.

UPDATE: December 4, 2007 – another teacher, another meth cooking class.


  1. I hope this is a hoax. Cooking meth not only hurts the environment (everytime meth is made–5 to 6 lbs of toxic waste is left), but the children can inhale these toxic fumes! Permanent brain loss…

  2. I think yall are all nuts i mean who wants to sit around and make meth so that they feel good. but hey whatever floats your boat have a great life (not)!!!! :0

  3. wish i could find this video :)

  4. Yeah, control. If those kids wanted to use meth, they’d find out how to make it anyway. You all would rather shelter your children so they’ll never think. You’re all sheep. Legalise it so addicts can safely get help and USA can have their fifth ammendment back.

  5. Concerned Neighbor says:

    I’m surprised that this page is still taking comments and also very interested in this homeschooling idea. Is homeschooling where your children experience none of the negatives of life in a society while learning about God and Jesus and how the necessities of life will be provided for them if only they believe enough? That sounds great.

    Unfortunately, those same children (barring the rapture, which I’m sure you believe is imminent) will someday need to go out and make actual money in an actual world where not everyone believes in your God or Jesus, and where the the folks they must compete against for jobs, and therefore food and shelter, received practical life experience in the same public school system you so despise. That hated school system is, more likely than not, the reason you are able to make your living today.

    If only the evil liberal bureaucrats hadn’t vaguely shown those middle schoolers how meth was sort-of cooked so they could tell if they were in a bad situation at a friend’s house!

    Are homeschoolers teaching their children about the link between poverty and drugs? Somehow I doubt it.

  6. Sprmcandy says:

    Whats a little meth? Big deal.

  7. actualwizard says:

    okay they didnt teach them shit. look first you clean all stuff cept smoke off bottle with coleman next you pour coleman into your shake bottle dont use 1 thats old a fresh 1 is strongest powerade is safest cuz it’ll give at the bottom and spray rather than blow up but for best compression though the lids harder to get off use 16 20 or 24 oz coke brand bottle and compression helps next add crushed pills loratadine-d 15 count is my preference though 48 count red hots is good 2 , after breaking down for these boxes 3 aaa or 1 aa and 1 aaa by ripping nipple off with catfish skinners then tearing it side ways unroll tear up and throw in add for each 2.4 grams of pseudo 1 standard prescription bottle full so for these 3.6 and 3.5 g boxes use 1 and quarter and equal amount dollar general brand or walgreens brand instant cold pack “bb’s” make sure not to get to break water pack when cutting open and add equal amount of red devil lye then close tightly and shake violently to get it going be ready to burp it quickly but not to quick it should feel as tight as a fresh bottle in the store of shook up doctor pepper unopened even in the powerade bottle very little give but not bulging though bulging doesnt scream ima die people be careful and anyways swirl before you burp have your coleman around double the mass of your blob dont have it to low and dont have it 2 high either around half bottle with blob is good , swirl before you burp to make sure lithium is down in the coleman not above it to get exposed to air after burping it and for first timers walk backwards as you burp so you dont choke up on anhydrous gas 2bad but then shake some more keep your pressure steady and burp it after swirling shake it often it should look sandy inside and you should get gold up top if you let it sit for a little while force it into the blob by shaking violently after you are no longer building muchpressure around 45 min to an hour and a half add another quarter pill bottle or so of ammonia nitrate “bb’s”and lye and repeat as you did before til pressure is low again then get you 2 mason jars get 1 of them warm with a heat lamp or blow dryer put 7 coffee filters pulled apart and restacked into the top pour the coleman off the blob into the jar thru filters and ring out filters good add fresh coleman to your blob and set aside for now get your coleman fuel to 118 exactly while you take a bottle water bottle watever that hasnt been rinsed with coleman pour in about 3/4 cup 2 1 cup damp rid from laundry department and force tubing through a bottle lid and glue at the top of the bottle lid with hot glue gun to make air tight pour a small amount of liquid fire after you added crushed hard candy if you didnt leave moisture from a soda r if you did in there and put the lid with tubing on it now hold tubing slightly above the 118 degree coleman and pump out the smoke over the liquid though using mayonaise jar lid with hole andtubing put down over fuel and another hole with a vaccuum that is at the top is my preferred method this gas is rough but anyways you’ll see white forming and dropping in the fuel thats dope keep going til there seems to be no more now that other jar put 5 filters on it and pour the jars contents into the other dope stays on and in these filters put them under lamp closed up for awhile not to long and pour coleman back into bottle and add 1/4-1/2 pill bottle of your bb’s and lye to it and start working it the same as before but also scrape your drop jar or get a third and after pressure stops again repeat smoke off process and pour over thats second pull this is the correct way to make the best meth there is

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