All Entries in the "Absurd" Category
Something’s Rotten in Argentina
UPDATE: Yep, I was right. Gov. Mark Sanford admitted to having a marital affair. What an idiot.
Previously…
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford resurfaced yesterday after mysteriously disappearing for seven days. His wife didn’t know where he was. His staff didn’t know, then did know, then didn’t know, then misled the press about it. What makes it [...]
Another Republican Screws Up
Great…just great.
Sen. John Ensign of Nevada resigned his Republican leadership post Wednesday, one day after confessing marital infidelity. Aides refused to answer questions about records showing that a woman on his political payroll received a promotion and a pay raise around the time he said the affair began in late 2007. Nor would Ensign or [...]
Obama’s Brother Has Book Deal
They didn’t meet as children. They’re 20 years apart in age. Yet, Simon and Schuster, the big time New York City publisher, thinks there’s a story for George Obama to tell. In fact, he’s worthy of an entire memoir. George is Barry’s half brother, and another on a growing list of Obama family members to [...]
The Desperation of Calvin Klein
Has the clothing market gotten so bad that to be noticed you must put up an ad that has nothing to do with jeans but everything to do with orgies?
Apparently.
So, you’re a mom and you’re taking your kids out for a walk and all at once they look up and say, “Mommy, what are those [...]
This Just In From Client #9
Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer is doing whatever he can to get back into the spotlight…heck, any spotlight for that matter. His latest remarks come on the heals of the Senate take over in Albany, NY.
“Yes, the Senate takeover is being orchestrated by a rogue’s gallery of politicians and their associates, grabbing for power in a [...]
When Barney Walks
U.S. Representative Barney Frank loves to be in front of the camera answering questions. Well, actually, he likes to be in front of the camera when he can answer questions he likes. Ask him something he doesn’t like, and he walks.
Like he did just now on CNBC.
Our represtatives in congress act like kids on an [...]
Jobs Appear Automagically
The U.S. economy continues to lose jobs, and everyone agrees that more will be lost before we bottom out. Everyone except Barack Obama. In Obamaland, we’re not losing jobs at all. He’s creating them, as Karl Rove points out.
Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses: He describes them as job gains. For example, [...]
Laughing At Their Own Dysfunction
You may have heard about the Democrats plan to use a speed reader to assure the voters that the bills they pass are actually being read. Well, it’s true, as evidenced by the video below.
It’d actually be funny, if it wasn’t so sad.
Pastor Beaten and Tased by DHS
This guy is a piece of work.
Steve Anderson is a pastor in Arizona. He’s also been known to harrass people who are in authority over him. On May 10th, Mother’s Day, Pastor Steve asked too many questions when he tried to cross the border back into the U.S.
The result? Well, let the video tell the [...]
Today’s Must Watch Video
I’m sure I’m late to the party on this one, but it’s definitely worth a second watch if you’ve already been down this road once before. Steven Crowder does a great job with this.
Maureen Dowd is a Plagiarist
Maureen Dowd reads (and cuts & pastes) from the blogosphere she so often criticizes!
The New York Times columnist admitted today she included a paragraph from a blog in her column without attribution, something the MSM accuses bloggers of doing all the time.
I love waking up on a Monday morning to find little nuggets like this [...]
Random Waffle Violence
When visiting The Waffle House in Manning, South Carolina, be nice to the staff. If you come in crabby, you might just meet the business end of waitress packing heat.
In the immortal words of Howard Beale…”I’m as mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this any more!”
A Clarendon County waitress is accused of shooting [...]