Archive for January, 2007
#1 Advice for Super Bowl Sunday
Time your flush.
Tags: Super+Bowl, Toilet+Bowl+Flush, Miami, Halftime+Flush
Blogs You Wished You Would’ve Started
The Obama Messiah Watch.
Tags: Obama
Officially Creeped Out
Yikes.
Tags: McCain, Clinton
Two Americas
Indeed.
Tags: John+Edwards, Two+Americas
President Envy
Sen. Arlen Specter, who has never been president and therefore hasn’t a clue what it’s like to lead the free world, wants to remind President Bush that he’s not the sole decision maker in this democracy.
“I would suggest respectfully to the president that he is not the sole decider,” Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., said during [...]
The Perfect Product
For those of us who can’t stay off the internet…
Put that bad boy in the kitchen, get a bedpan, and you’re set.
Jack’s Back
Clearly I wasn’t the only one watching the premiere episode of “24” last night. Actually, me and 10 million other people tuned in. I’ve just recently become a lover of the series. Back in November I downloaded the first season from iTunes and that’s all it took. My wife and I watched the second season [...]
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
If this rumor is true, it’s very cool.
Democrats Have a Plan for Iraq
The plan is…to lose.
“We have said to the president … we want you to have a plan, and this is what we suggest,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, “a redeployment of our troops out of Iraq” to help “make the region more stable and make America safer.”
Redeployment…heh. Why won’t they just use the word withdrawal? [...]
Dignity?
Condi on the hanging of Saddam and two of his top aides:
“We were disappointed there was not greater dignity given to the accused under these circumstances.”
Like the dignity they showed their victims, right Condoleeza? Why should we care how the Iraqis carried out the sentencing?
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
Via Reuters: A French prisoner who killed his cellmate “very probably” ate some of the victim’s body parts, a prosecutor in the northern town of Rouen said on Friday.