I’m guessing Jenna and Barbara aren’t around to give you a hand, so…let me put it to you straight.
Trust me. I would say this to my own father.
Please don’t wear this combination again.
It looks a little goofy, and I’ve already seen a few lefty blogs out there ridiculing you. I don’t know, maybe it’s because the hat is too small. Sorry, but seeing you with it kind of reminds me of this (for some unexplainable reason):
Next time, go with the wide brimmed Stetson.
Uh, and the sunglasses…well, they’re pretty cool, but…you look a little beady eyed. I’d suggest you go with traditional cop sunglasses like these:
And a cigar always works (even if you don’t light it).
Oh, and one more thing. I don’t know if that boot color is workin. I’m not so good in the footwear department so I could be wrong, but they just don’t seem to be making it with the rest of your ensemble. Go with black or something.
I guess that’s it. I’m just lookin out for you alright?