Hot Gospel

Introducing, the FIRE BIBLE.

When was the last time your class saw how "HOT" God's Word is? Open this authentic looking "bible" and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your "bible". This full size book comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited. (special note: Fed-Ex shipping is available if you absolutely have to have the Fire Bible for this Sunday!) Only $44.95!

Yep, it's a real product.

I have one question. Just how fast can the Department of Homeland Security add this to their "do not allow on an aircraft" list? I can see the directive right now - beware of all Bibles...or at least Bibles filled with lighter fluid.